- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

i eat poop

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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