What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Barack Obama

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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