DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What is a question?

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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save water shower with friends

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Your mother

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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hey.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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