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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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save water shower with friends

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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