- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Sonic

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

How do magnets work?

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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