A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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