Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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you will now laugh.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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