- Anti Joke

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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