- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

im a selling a car

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Blarg

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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