Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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