John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What is a question?

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Your mother

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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