You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

whats better than 24................. 25

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Don't think of granny porn

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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