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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Sex. That is all.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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