What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Blarg

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Your mother is a man.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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