What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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World Peace

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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