- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Hi Jacob You cool

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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