Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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weiner? balls

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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