- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

what is stupid and reading this you

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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