- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Flab

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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