Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What is a question?

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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