- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Working hard or hardly working????

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

I hate black people. Because their black.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

A jew went to Germany.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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