Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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women's rights

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Homework.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Anti Joke

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