- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

im a selling a car

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Women's Rights.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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