Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Good.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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