What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

penis hehehehe

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

knock knock go away ok

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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