Ryan Chang is funny.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Knock Knock Come in

i eat poop

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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