- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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