what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why was Timmy sad?

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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