Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

This is not a good joke.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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