How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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"Up to 50% off."

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Your mother is a man.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Is this a chair?

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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