What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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i eat poop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Will you marry me?

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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