What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Susie has Autism

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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