- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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