Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Halo < COD

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