- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

A baby seal walks into a club...

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Barack Obama

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

How many dislikes can this get?

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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