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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him