What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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im a selling a car

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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