What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

baby loves lalma

There's no "i" in tim.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

A blind man walks into a bar

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Nobody cares.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Black Veil Brides.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Christopher Walken to a bar.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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