Barack Obama

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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