Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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