What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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