- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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