Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

democracy

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

oh hiya come in

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

knock knock

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Anti Joke

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