- Anti Joke

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Your mother is a man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Hey

Is this a chair?

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

cory is gay