why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Hey, Max!!

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ha.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Hi

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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