Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Looks through the peephole.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What sucks?

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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