- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

i eat poop

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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