Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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im a selling a car

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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