If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Chayton

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

YOLO

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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