what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

I cant think of one (._. )

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

whats funny? ebola and 911

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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