- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

How do magnets work?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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