- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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