- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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