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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Boobs are nasty!

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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