A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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math test 2=2

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penis hehehehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Halo < COD

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Women's rights.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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