Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

That's Racist

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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