- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

We didnt star the fire ...........

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