do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Men's rights.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Anti Joke

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