a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What's cold and icy? Ice

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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