If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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The penn state football administration

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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"Up to 50% off."

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What's up? The sky.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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