A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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