- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's cold and icy? Ice

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Your mother

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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