- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

knock knock go away ok

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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