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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

knock knock

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

A seal walks into a club.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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