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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

George Bush does not care about black people.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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