a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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i love antijokes

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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imadewords

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Sex. That is all.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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This is my joke. funny

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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