Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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