Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Good.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Who has downs this joke

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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