Ancient Greeks rights

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What is worse

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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i love antijokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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OGC - tilt your head

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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i'm not gay

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This is my joke. funny

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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