q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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i love huge wieners.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Anti Joke

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