John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

don't look behind you

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Gestapo.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

:-)book

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

*you're

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Communism

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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