why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Chuck Norris

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Women's rights.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

How do magnets work?

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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