What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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what is stupid and reading this you

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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