Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

666

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

who eats pencils asians

Rock mattress.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

9/11/2001

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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