- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why was Timmy sad?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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