- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

You smell bad? Cool.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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