- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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