Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Hellen Keller

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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