Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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