Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What's funnier than 24? 25.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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