Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Where's my tractor?

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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