Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Barack Obama

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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