Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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knock knock go away ok

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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