- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Your mother is a man.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

"Up to 50% off."

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Is this a chair?

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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