Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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