- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What is worse

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Women Voting

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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