Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What is a question?

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Your mother

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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