What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Halo < COD

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Japan called... They need help.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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