- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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