Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Womens' rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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