- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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