- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Dick spice

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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