A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Your social life

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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