Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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