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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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