What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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BWAT

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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